(Source: kaasis, via modifiedfiction)

corpsegrindinman:

My food dreams are usually sexual too though.

(Source: estellegettys)

I hate people that think they’re the shit but they’re just shit.

we-are-anti-everything:

1. Never ask someone for the meaning behind their body modification. It’s fucking rude. You might get stabbed by one of us. If we want you to know, we will tell you.

2. Never make the assumption that it is okay to touch. Tattoos, piercings, scarifications (etc) are easily prone to infection during their healing process. (Let alone you shouldn’t be touching people without permission). You will definitely get stabbed.

Sad, sad, sad, so fucking sad.

bepeu:

what i learned in high school

• you can pass some classes by being friends with the teacher 
• there is more than one kind of cool
• if you write just random things on some homework then you may still get some point but the teacher will pull you aside because she is worried about you
• not all food is edible
• who cares

(via pooppoptartsdood)

Touché.

(Source: justweeds, via pooppoptartsdood)

I really hate when I put food in the microwave and it starts popping and making explosive noises so I check it and it’s freezing cold like why you gotta play me like that

(via pooppoptartsdood)

batsarequiet:

purebeachboho:

obstructed:

befittingfitness:

NO.

no no no no

NOOOOO :(

(via panda-face-mew)

(Source: ishouldhavehadimunitytothishit, via beardpornography)

Forget ‘sexy nurse’ or superhero — once upon a time, Halloween costumes were genuinely terrifying.

(via greatestbeardedmale)

Pre shower selfie, because I was bored as hell.

You cook for me and I’ll fall for you, for real. Food is the way to my heart.

Alizay, don’t be mad at me, that’s just the way I am and I ain’t gonna apologize about it.

I became the bad guy, the bad influence that my parents warned me about.

(Source: neonkontra, via tanngled)